Tzyy Jeng's ice-breaker(a story of Tzyy Jeng)

Once upon a time,
there lived a handsome man named Tzyy Jeng!!
He had always longed to get married to a princess.
And so, he made GRAND PLANS to carry out his scheme.
Then out of no where . . .

I saw a monkey dating with the pig
Then I bumped into Jay Chow!
And to my surprise, he started dancing.
And then the Apostle DANLO came!
And he ask God when his right woman will appear
Then . . . Jeng Jeng Jeng!!
An angel appeared before him.
And said to him, 'ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!'
He reply: "I don't think so"

And I feel very angry
cuz everyone says that I dont look like Jay Chow!
haha its true you don't - huh?
And Jesus wept, - THE END -